Currenly Loving….”To My Wife”February 11th, 2011
You MUST check out this darling blog that features a man’s notes to his future wife.
Some of my favorites:
MY LEATHER JACKET
I wear it all the time, I don’t let anybody touch it…but it’s yours to wear around if you like.
I will clean my whiskers from the sink.
To or from, it’s the cab ride with you I’m looking forward to.
VACUUM, PART 2
Yah, I may not vacuum well..but I mop like a champ.
I have an unexplainable thing for photobooths. Oh wait, it’s because they’re awesome and I stop every time. Explained.
I won’t read texts on your phone, so don’t read them on mine. Trust.
I’ll laugh at your boss and his/her jokes regardless of whether they’re funny or not and I’ll put on a convincing front that I’m having an amazing time…even though we both want out, teamwork.
I wear plaid pretty much everyday-not in the hipster way, not in the lumberjack way…in the I always wear plaid way. My plaid is at your disposal.
Neither of us can be romantic all the time, shit’s not real and wouldn’t last. As long as we remember that we still can be, there will be plenty of romance.
I can watch these for about 15 minutes before popping in a movie. You can pick the movie though.
I’ll be so proud of the kids if they make honor roll. That’ll be enough, so let’s not plaster one of those honor roll bumper stickers on the jeep, okay?
You look way better in my shirts than I do.
IT JUST SNOWED
Walk in my footprints.
I’ll get the car, you can stay in the restaurant. Unless of course we live in the city and then we’ll just walk.
You don’t have to like my friends (because I won’t like all of yours) but please respect them. Unless they’re total douchebags to you, in which case I will vanquish them.
Two lives, yours is yours and mine is mine. Just living them together.
Happy Valentine’s Day Lovies.xx